waarom was het uit?
nadat justin bieber de creditcard van selena gomez vader gestolen heeft voor een penis vergroting ging het bergatwaarts. de geld heeft de vader nooit terug gekregen. maar hoe veel geld? $426.78 dat is ongeweer 350 euro
en nu
maar na de laaste zijn ze samen gezien tijdens een feest, en selena heeft ook gezegt dat dat ze niet zonder justin bieber kunt.maar
dit zegt selena gomez tegen een reporter
t's hard to tell when Justin's excited because his dick is so small," Gomez answered.
"Sometimes I would try to initiate sex by doing a strip-tease for him. And I couldn't tell if he was horny or not. It changes like 2 millimeters from flaccid to fully erect."
"How small are we talking?" she asked. "Smaller than an average-sized cucumber?"
"Honestly, I've seen pieces of penne pasta bigger than Justin Bieber's cock," Gomez replied, "and the pasta's usually stiffer too.
"I find it hilarious that there are all these millions of girls who dream about dating Justin Bieber and think that he's like some sort of sex god.
"Ladies, unless you're an Asian midget with a correspondingly miniature vagina - he won't be able to satisfy you. Sorry.
"And don't even get me started on the weird shape. His dick bends so much, it looks like someone attached the letter L to his crotch.
"You know those breakfast cereals with pieces shaped like letters of the alphabet? That's exactly why Justin Bieber's penis looks like. A minature L from an Alpha-Bits cereal box."
kort in het nederland ( justin bieber heeft een hele kliene penis )
